Svetlana Sockabich # 667

[Onyx]

Name: Svetlana Sockabich

Position: Mostly on the floor

Hometown: Fremont, MI

Sign: Leo, the best sign

Age: I lie about that so won't bother saying.

Hair: Bruised Plum at the moment

Height with skates: 6'1"

Best attribute: Team Spirit (My inner cheerleader is showing again...)

Worst attribute: I'm slow like a turtle

Political Party: Vermin Supreme for Supreme Commander of the Universe (Google it, it makes sense)

Applied bodily imperfections: Random acts of scarification

Wheels: All I know is they are white

Wheels other than skates: Big Black Cadillac

Occupation: Professional Slacker

Derby Injuries: So far only blisters and scrapes and bruises

Signature Move: It's called 'the Sockabich'